Date Everything! is a wildly chaotic, laugh-out-loud simulation game that throws traditional dating rules out the window. Instead of swiping on people, you’ll match with literally anything—from sentient bananas and sassy traffic cones to abstract concepts like the void or existential dread. This absurd, swipe-based adventure delivers unpredictable romantic (or downright bizarre) encounters that defy logic and keep players coming back for more.
Swipe, Choose, and Connect—With Anything
At its core, Date Everything! is deceptively simple: swipe right to pursue a date or left to reject your potential “match.” But with an endless parade of weird and wonderful options, every choice leads to hilariously unexpected outcomes. Will a toaster serenade you with bad poetry? Can a black hole teach you about love? The possibilities are endless—and utterly ridiculous.
- Swipe right on the unimaginable—objects, mythical creatures, even emotions—to unlock absurdly entertaining dialogues.
- Uncover secret relationship paths by making the most unconventional choices (yes, dating a rock does have consequences).
- Fill your dating logbook with reactions, endings, and collectible moments that celebrate your weirdest matches.
Love, Friendship, or Existential Crisis? You Decide!
Not every match in Date Everything! leads to romance. Some dates spiral into deep philosophical debates, surreal friendships, or outright chaos. With branching narratives and randomized dialogue, every playthrough offers fresh insanity—will your next date end in a heartfelt connection or a nonsensical argument about the meaning of life?
- Dozens of unique endings based on your choices—will you marry a ghost or anger a sentient pizza?
- Dynamic, humor-filled conversations that shift with every replay, ensuring no two dates feel alike.
- Secret easter eggs that reward the most unhinged pairings (try dating the fourth wall).
Embrace the Absurd—The Weirder, The Better!
Date Everything! isn’t just a game—it’s a celebration of the gloriously illogical. There are no rules, no boundaries, and no limits to the madness. The more you experiment, the more the game rewards you with bizarre twists, unexpected characters, and scenarios that’ll leave you questioning reality.
Fast-paced, endlessly entertaining, and packed with chaotic charm, Date Everything! guarantees a one-of-a-kind experience. Whether you’re romancing a haunted lamp or debating life with a sarcastic cloud, every swipe brings a new level of delightful insanity. Ready to date… everything?
